Quick, to the slutcave!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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