i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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