Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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