She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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