when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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