Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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