It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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