And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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