But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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