They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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