Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if i died would you start the facebook group?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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