Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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