I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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