is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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