so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize
