Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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