spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do herpes really smell.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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