I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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