I can tuck mytits in my pants
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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