Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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