I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You were trust falling into bushes
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