I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
