How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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