Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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