Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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