I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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