Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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