I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
