its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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