Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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