Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
