it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I could fuck to npr.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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