ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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