Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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