that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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