You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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