Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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