even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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