you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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