Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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