Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
