Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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