He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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