belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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