About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Randomize
