Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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