So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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