Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm at about main and main street
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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