You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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