You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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